Waiss. New York City X London. 19 Years Old. Professional pessimist, looking to change professions.

Sometimes a little variety is what the world needs

"Can you see the stars over Amsterdam? Hear the song my heart is beating to."

Holland, it’s been real, and positively wonderful. Back off home tomorrow. Awesome sauce.

#amsterdam #netherlands #canals #bridges #nature #holland #iamsterdam #faultinourstars #vacations #workhardplayhard #allofthestars #theseannoyingpostsareover (at Leidsestraat)


i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers, via urbancatfitters)